We made it to Tennessee and got the tent up in scorching heat then this happened:

That green bump to the right of the van is our tent.

Can you see what’s wrong here? Bear in mind I’m from Rhyl and lock the loo door when I’m home alone.

It’s now the following day and rain is forecast for this afternoon and all day tomorrow. The plan is leap into action, strike camp and check in to a motel for the first time. I will wear a vest and rough Helen up.

We’re going to finish our coffees before we leap into action. We’re in Starbucks.